Redneck Pick Up Lines?
Redneck Pick Up Lines 1. Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2. Parents are yer retarded? cuz there you are special. 3. My Iron Love You is like diarrhea. I can not keep it in. 4. Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign out y'all. 5. Is there a mirror in trousers yer? cuz I see myself in em. 6. If you n I squirrels, I store my nuts in yer hole. 7. You may not be the best lookin girl here but beauty is only a light switch. 8. Man – "Fat Penguin!" Woman – "WHAT?" Man – "I just wanted to say something to break the ice." 9. I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10. I can not find my puppy, can you help me find it? I think went INTA this motel room cheap. 11. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. 13. Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think my nuts strengthened.
omg that made my 10/10 day, plus a star
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